The Alternatives

Motherlovers!!! Geez, this morning.. whatatumble. Yea. I am so used to having my morning joe, every morning, minimun two cups with a splash of creamer. Along with it I smoke, maybe, one or two bowls, get dress, grab lunch from the fridge, if I can and out the door. Nothing unusual. But, I take an English II class now. They are part of the core classes, so I have to knock it out, again. Anyways... The professor kindly told me I need to drink my joe outside the door, no way it was coming in the computer lab. Understandable. But, damn, did that suck. First. It was hot. Second. It kept me up to watch the movie, which was really good by the way. All the President's Men with Robert Bedford and Dustin Hoffman. Amazing film depicting the Watergate Scandal. I enjoyed myself. Now i have two papers to write, well more like 1 and an annotated  bibliography l, which, again, I already have done. Sigh. Sooooooooooooo Fast forward to the second class meeting, this morning, and we o...

Know the best way to start the day? Wake up and smoke some of the healthy herb and pet your cat that won’t stop meowing until you bend over to pet him, and once you do that you only get one stroke in because he decided he’s fed up with your shit. But he’ll be back. They always are. So, you go and make some coffee to be ready when you get out of the shower, open the patio doors and let that morning Texas air fill the living room. Pretty great start so far. Get dressed, find a clean shirt to wear to work, since we haven’t done laundry and been putting it off like everything else in life. Like petting the cat. Prepare your coffee, head out the door at the same time with your partner; give them a kiss good bye as you part ways to each of your cars. As you get into your car, place your coffee in the cup holder and place your items on the passenger seat to rest and while you do that, the handle on your purse or whatever in your case, will somehow grab your coff...