The Alternatives

Mother Lovers!!! Let’s just say this morning was a different morning. I woke up, coffee has been set up the night before, and I thought pancakes this morning would be a hell of a breakfast. So that’s what I did. A simple one, two and soon I had a plate full of delicious pancakes, coffee with this bad-the-fuck-ass creamer by International Delight that is flavored…Reese’s! Your welcome. I made myself busy even before my day started. It feels good to have something to do instead of laying in bed waiting for my alarm to go off! (Barbie, are you in there?!) All I can wait for now is for lunch to come around and put in an hour of reading my book to finish so I can already buy the next one. Also, I need to go see It. Busy bee, much? And right after work, you can bet your sweet ass I’ll be at the gym for half an hour cardio – baby steps. When a fire lights up in you is when your mind begins to think and act differently. It somehow has been rewired. Re-programmed to n...

Hello, Motherlovers!!!!!!!! How are we doing on this fine weekday? Would you rather fall to your death into a dark pit or would you rather fall to your death landing in open, deep sea creature infested waters? I guess that the only thing that is hard here is knowing and trying to decide what type of death would take me the quickest, and in which I would feel less pain and which choice would give me any chance of survival, no matter how minimal. Let's take a closer look. Choice A: Falling into the dark pit. We fall into a dark pit. Is there a flat surface at the bottom of this dark pit? Are there carnivorous animals, or humans, down there waiting to eat me? Will there be supernatural creatures that will be there to harvest my body and drink my soul? Will I land on spikes? In another universe? Is this pit the Gates of Hell? Or will I just fall down, break every bone in my body and die a slow and painful death? Or just fall and die on impact? We just can't se...